heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

(via owlygem)


pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via bansheeandclyde)


me: *walks into a restaurant wearing all black and smudged eyeliner*
me: *says "please" 800 times and smiles at small children*

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:


tastefullyoffensive:

Missed by a hare.

tastefullyoffensive:

Missed by a hare.

(via vvankinq)



raisesomehale:

do you ever wonder what people who aren’t in your fandom think of your otp like ”oh the gay werewolf and hyperactive freckled kid are back on my dash again. I hope they’re doing well.”

(via stilinskissmile)


yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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(via outcastsamongoutcasts)


thehansmeister:

being an alto kind of sucks sometimes because a lot of the time choir directors will put the girls that are tone-deaf regardless of their range in the alto section because ‘low tones are not as easy to hear so if they’re pitchy you cant tell’

but fuck is it hard to sing when you’re surrounded by a good third of a section singing in a completely different key like please kill me

(via outcastsamongoutcasts)


tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

(via vvankinq)



give em the ol razzle dazzle

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via gigi-the-doodler)


blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

(via vvankinq)


dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

(via paperkiwi)


dayspreceding:


detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

(via youboughtmeacronut)